01 i'm not saying i want to fistfight god but if he shows up wearing that stupid hat again i'm swinging. 02 woke up next to a chainsaw and a note that says good job in latin. 03 declared myself king of the parking lot. no one has challenged me yet. 04 i love you but if you tell anyone i said that i'll set your mailbox on fire. 05 if i show up at your door in 5 minutes you're not allowed to pretend you don't want this 06 i could make you forget your name in like 10 minutes. do u want to time it.
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Date: 2025-04-28 01:32 am (UTC)02 woke up next to a chainsaw and a note that says good job in latin.
03 declared myself king of the parking lot. no one has challenged me yet.
04 i love you but if you tell anyone i said that i'll set your mailbox on fire.
05 if i show up at your door in 5 minutes you're not allowed to pretend you don't want this
06 i could make you forget your name in like 10 minutes. do u want to time it.